He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
|—||Stephen King (via hyungnnim)|
|—||Unknown (via japanesecum)|
my body is borrowed from dirt.
|—||Holy, Holy Whomever, C. Dylan Bassett (via gore-pop)|
it´s been a while. i somehow finished my boris cosplay on time and had a shooting with a friend of mine. today is the second round of the shooting.
looks like a fucking pokemon
Halloween Icons Part 2 -
Disney Villains…as Princesses
"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"
MAKE IT HAPPEN TUMBLR
I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
this book was one of my favourite books and I suggest you go and read it even if you think you’re too old for it!
The Twits - Roald Dahl
Well…that escalated quickly.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
I love happy endings.
I love happy endings
i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt.