Let me bore you to Death, Cutey.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
(via naomilku)
vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.

Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
Stephen King  (via hyungnnim)
Depression makes you selfish. It’s very hard to think of other people when you’re wrapped in a prickly blanket of unexplained, unwanted emotions.
Unknown (via japanesecum)
I want to forget that
my body is borrowed from dirt.
Holy, Holy Whomever, C. Dylan Bassett  (via gore-pop)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

niknak79:

Never forget

what the fuck is this website

it´s been a while. i somehow finished my boris cosplay on time and had a shooting with a friend of mine. today is the second round of the shooting.

it´s been a while. i somehow finished my boris cosplay on time and had a shooting with a friend of mine. today is the second round of the shooting.

urbantorture:

looks like a fucking pokemon

urbantorture:

looks like a fucking pokemon

jellyenvy:

tessen:

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

I can’t

I

what

MAKE IT HAPPEN TUMBLR

fluffyalpaca:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

this book was one of my favourite books and I suggest you go and read it even if you think you’re too old for it!
The Twits - Roald Dahl

fluffyalpaca:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

this book was one of my favourite books and I suggest you go and read it even if you think you’re too old for it!

The Twits - Roald Dahl

cutely-perverted:

hobbit-girl:

xcrodx:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

I love happy endings.

I love happy endings

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt. 

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt

without this butt my life is useless

i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt.